The Toilet Store

We've been shovelling corn-fed, farm-grade faeces into living rooms across America since '98 & we sure as shit ain't stoppin' yet!

Whether it's Mr DooDoo™, Kevin DooDoorant or one of our other literal pieces of crap - at The Toilet Store, you can be sure there's a smelly solution for all the family. Use code PARP10 at checkout for 10% Off*

Taste It Don’t Waste It!

Why Shop With America's Favourite Deuce Distillery?

  • Quality Produce

    Our products are crafted using only the highest quality materials, proudly sourced from local farmers across the USA

  • Fast Shipping

    We’ll get Mr DooDoo™ & whole gang to your door quicker than you can say “Where the fuck's the can?!”

  • Satisfaction Guaranteed

    The Toilet Store has been a labor of love since 1998; use PARP10 @ Checkout for 10% all orders over $10K USD*

Taste It Don't Waste It™

Shop with Confidence

If you don't receive your order within 72 hours, Jerry from the warehouse will eat our own product & that's just the way it is. #AllAmericanSmallMediumSizedBusiness

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Our Customers Love Us!

Testimonials

  • Karen

    "Smells awful but the texture is fine I guess."

  • Daryn

    "... Type 3 or Type 4 is generally considered healthy and a sign of good digestion - I'd say this is at best a Bristol 2."

  • KrustyBaht420

    "Nice!"

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